cockynathan:

kanyewesticle:

how does JK Rowling text her friends that shes just kidding 

jk rowling on the floor laughing

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dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

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reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

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handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

(Source: foryoubae, via muggletimelord)

lilblueunicorn:

thecityhorse:

thebarnbabe:

Love this

YES. 

Hell yes.

lexlosing-it:

1) stuff

2) things

@rainingspades

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cloysterbell:

Out of context Harry Potter quotes are the best things ever.

• “Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagall had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at lunchtimes.”
• “Stars winking in front of his eyes, he grabbed the top of the hat to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it.

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